Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Chocolate Log

Too much of anything is not good. Well....Chocolate is my vice. Giving up my favorite thing EVER won't be an easy journey....but I reckon it's all about the potential inner growth I hope to achieve. Please enjoy my CHOCOLATE LOG:

Day 1 without chocolate: it's dark. So dark. I see shadows....mom? Mom? Is that you? I'm scared and it's cold. So ccccold.

Day 2 without chocolate: Not off to a good start. When I saw my dog....I thought she was a chocolate bunny. I guess she didn't mind the initial nibble....but then she caught on pretty fast. The look of terror in her eyes will haunt me for the rest of the day. Poor puppy.

Day 3 without chocolate: Nothing seems right today. The sun isn't as bright....The flowers aren't as fragrant....The birds aren't as perky....Doobie is wearing a men's dress shirt....Remembering when Campbell farted in my office just wasn't the same either...It just wasn't as funny.

Day 4 without chocolate: This Hershey's Krackel bar is like.....the elephant in the room.

Day 1 with chocolate: I went up against the Krackel bar and lost. I didn't stand a chance. But it's all good. No really....it was alllll goooodddd...mmmmmmm.

3 comments:

  1. Sooooo, is this an inner peace journey? Or a "I'm trying to drop 5 pounds" journey? Either way, I support you 100%. You can do it!!!! There is a light at the end of the tunnel, and no, that's not WHITE chocolate! XOXO

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  2. Why are you punishing the chocolate fairy?

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  3. Both would be good Tiff.....both would be good.

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