GEE MY BUG SPRAY SMELLS TERRIFIC!

You know - I wish I could tell you that I’m not sitting here sniffing myself….but that would be an outright lie. In fact, I’ve been sniffing myself for roughly 8 solid hours.

I guess that might sound kinda weird, but I assure you – it’s not unusual behavior for me. I can pretty much be caught sniffing myself or anything that smells good on a regular basis....but this weekend I hit the Nosegasm Jackpot!!

*Disclaimer: That’s right – I said Nosegasm and I don’t even care. It’s the only word that fits! Nosegasm, Nosegasm, Nosegasm! There – if my theory holds true, you should all now be desensitized to the word Nosegasm and have no further shock and awe at my colorful vocabulary.

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Before I share with you the intimate details of my Nosegasm…..let me first provide a little background information in order to set the mood.

I’ve been obsessed with smells for as long as I can remember!
This is me in deep thought as a baby, wondering where on earth that foul stench is coming from.

I'm sure by now you've already guessed that as a child I was a thumbsucker, but what you may have not figured out yet, is that I also used to wrap a chunk of my hair around my thumb so I could smell it while I sucked because it really just enhanced the entire experience. I would not be swayed from it. Although I did finally get shamed enough to stop outgrow this behavior, I can still remember the smell. And may have also developed a slight shampoo fetish which may or may not be connected.

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That being said, here is a little glimpse into my favorite nasal past times:

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*I'm the girl on the shampoo aisle, sniffing every single bottle of shampoo and conditioner in search of the perfect smell...which could change next week....resulting in 42 partially full bottles in my shower....which in no way whatsoever annoys my husband.

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*I'm the girl who smells every single candle in the store and buys 37 of my most favorite scents so I can light them simultaneously in my house, despite the risk of lung cancer. Because priorities. Fall Scents are out, y'all!!

*I'm the girl who enjoys doing the laundry because it means I get to experiment with all the different brands of laundry soap and fabric softener combinations and then smell everything fresh from the dryer, repeatedly, as I fold and put it all away.

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*I'm the girl who will smell my armpits all day long when I have new deodorant on. I will probably smell yours too if you ask nicely.

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*I'm the girl who will smell you, and I urge you to please remember this and practice good hygiene.

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I gave you a glimpse into the deepest depths of my soul in order to bring you very special and important news.

I stumbled upon the most magnificent smell EVER CREATED while in the Texas Hill Country on a surprise romantic anniversary getaway.

Awwww.

So what is this smell, Lindsay? IT'S CALLED AROMAFLAGE! If you're browser doesn't work with my fancy link - simply type in www.aromaflage.com
So I smelled it first in this candle display:

It was love at first smell. Well come to find out....it is actually BUG REPELLENT!! Like Citronella, without the Citronelly smelly. But guess what else!? There is a cologne spray.
Yes. I was overwhelmed with joy, too.
Not only does this amazing product keep the blood suckers away, but it also does a mighty fine job disguising itself as the most amazing perfume on the market!

I'm wearing it today. And I've sniffed myself at least 85,432,632 times.
Make that 85,432,634.

You have to come and smell me!!!! THEN GO GET SOME!!! And if you don't think it smells good - then you clearly aren't a seasoned professional like myself.

You should all know that I do not know the Aromaflage people and get nothing out of this blog, other than the satisfaction of knowing that you smell better and won't get West Nile virus. If that's even still a thing. However, if they would like to know me and give me free products (because it is slightly pricey and I have 3 kids, 4 dogs and a husband to feed) - I'm all about scheduling a meeting.

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